tiny objects presents

RELAY

Nothing is ever saved.

A retro chat built like a 1990s desktop. Every room keeps only its last 40 messages — everything older dissolves, for good.

Free · iOS 17+ · no account · no ads · sign in with Apple

DESKTOP_x
RELAY's teal desktop with program icons and a recycle bin
RELAY.EXE — #general_x
The #general chat room, messages scrolling in a terminal window
01 — the whole idea

Say something. Watch it go.

Rooms remember the last 40 lines. This one remembers seven — just enough to watch it forget in real time.

#general_x
WHO(5) general chat — everything… MEM 70% FREE
> type — /help for commands

“this thread is a campfire, not a filing cabinet.”

02 — what's on the disk

A whole computer in your pocket.

It doesn't look like a chat app because it isn't one. It's a tiny operating system, and chat is just one of the programs.

DESKTOP.SYS_x
The RELAY desktop with RELAY.EXE, THEMES, PAINT, GAMES and BOOM.EXE icons

It's an operating system

Boot into a teal desktop with icons, a taskbar and a recycle bin. Programs open in draggable windows. Drag a file to the trash and it's gone — for real.

DESKTOP
APPEARANCE.EXE_x
The theme picker showing seventeen named skins

Seventeen skins, one per era

1-bit Macintosh, DOS Prompt, Amber CRT, Pocket LCD, Teletext, Luna Blue… each theme re-tints and re-fonts the entire system — and the sounds change with the decade.

17 THEMES
BOOM.EXE_x
A first-person pixel-art shooter with a demon, minimap and health face

There's a shooter in here

Somewhere on the desktop is a hidden first-person shooter. Demons, a shotgun, a health face that winces when you're hit. We're not going to tell you where it is.

HIDDEN
WWW.EXE_x
A fake 1990s web portal with a hand-sorted list of links

The whole net, by hand

Dial into a tiny fake 1990s internet: a hand-sorted portal, guestbooks, a webring, daily fortunes — and a banner that absolutely will not pay you $20.

14.4 kbps
GAMES_x
A games folder containing MINES, SKI, SOL and BRICKS

Lose an afternoon

MINES, SKI, SOL and BRICKS — four mini-games in a folder that proudly reports 0 bytes free. SKI just keeps getting faster until you don't.

4 GAMES
DIRECT.MSG_x
A private direct-message thread that also dissolves

Just the two of you

Private messages dissolve the same way rooms do. Ring someone's actual phone with a single bell. As pix3l puts it: “no logs, no masters.”

🔔 RING
RELAY.SYS — properties_x
Rooms ············· ephemeral, last 40 msgs Themes ············ 17 (2 free) Wallpapers ········ download packs, free Mini-games ········ MINES · SKI · SOL · BRICKS Hidden shooter ···· 1 — find it Mini-internet ····· portal · guestbooks · webring Paint ············· pixel art → your homepage Sign-in ··········· Apple — nothing collected Price ············· free to download
READ-ME.TXT_x

RELAY is free. The two default themes and every wallpaper pack cost nothing.

Extra themes, more screensavers and BOOM.EXE are a single one-time unlock. No ads. No subscriptions. No account to create.

Sign in with Apple, chat, forget, close the lid. We keep no logs of what you say — the app forgets on purpose, and so do we.

no logs · no masters
INSTALL — RELAY.EXE_x
The RELAY app icon

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Free · iOS 17 or later · English · by tiny objects

“your words had a good run. 40 messages of fame.”